It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
— Herbert Samuel
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.
— Lily Tomlin
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
— Will Rogers
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
— Woody Allen
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.
— Chris Rock